Another store story.

Wow B. Thank you for crashing the shopping cart into the 5 foot tall display of coffee {thus taking the whole thing down} in front of EVERYONE and their mother at the store tonight. I can’t tell you how exciting it is to pick up 76 bags of coffee in a dress while people are laughing and pointing. But: you weren’t laughing, which made me love you a 100x more, and negated the wrongness of it. God has given you to me to shower me with love and mercy and to keep me neck deep in humilty. Well done buddy. Mommy will get you back in High School. I have every intention of being the lunch lady. Or the campus supervisor in the offensive yellow jacket with a taser gun and cane.