A pinterest story-part 2

I resolve to not be a flake and come through with trying new pinterest stuff. Preferrably the stuff that says it slims you down or doesn’t make you a pack mule.
This you will recognize b/c everyone and their uncle frank has pinned it on pinterest. Skinny chunky monkey cookies. 47 calories each.

The reality: they are only 10 calories each. When you put them in your mouth you immediately spit them out all classy like due to the fact they taste like a rotten sponge. The 10 calories come from residual cookie you couldn’t spit out fast enough. I give them -2 stars.

Next: Kale chips. 3 steps, 3 ingredients. Easy peasy, right? Pinterest’s picture:

Apparantly by 10 minutes, they meant 6. Or I have a superstar oven I didn’t know about. I wonder why my little people wouldn’t go for it?