Pitiful.

6 Months ago, Julyish, I had a brilliant idea. Fill up the pots we bought 3 years ago with soil and grow our own herbs. Just like everyone and their preschooler. Seriously-everybody can do this. Except me. I am apparantly incapable of figuring out what kind of magical potions to put in these plants to make them GROW. Lame. Anyway, 5 plants later here is our creepy sole survivor. This little remnant has not grown or died in 6-7 months.  The others: Basil, parsley, basil #2, and Tomato #1 & #2 have politely declined to bear me fruit and thus ended up in a pretty green trash can. ARE YOU LISTENING ROSEMARY?