A pinterest story-part 2

I resolve to not be a flake and come through with trying new pinterest stuff. Preferrably the stuff that says it slims you down or doesn’t make you a pack mule.
This you will recognize b/c everyone and their uncle frank has pinned it on pinterest. Skinny chunky monkey cookies. 47 calories each.

They only slightly resemble horse manure.

The reality: they are only 10 calories each. When you put them in your mouth you immediately spit them out all classy like due to the fact they taste like a rotten sponge. The 10 calories come from residual cookie you couldn’t spit out fast enough. I give them -2 stars.

Next: Kale chips. 3 steps, 3 ingredients. Easy peasy, right? Pinterest’s picture:

Michelle’s pic:

Apparantly by 10 minutes, they meant 6. Or I have a superstar oven I didn’t know about. I wonder why my little people wouldn’t go for it?

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  • Reply Andrea May 22, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I love this post, I cracked up. I admire your effort to actually try the things you are pinning though!!! 😉

  • Reply Chad White May 22, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    I ate those??? ewwwww

  • Reply FitzFam May 24, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    I am dying laughing right now! That’s why I stay very very far away from Pinterest.

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