A memo to little:

Dear 4 pound baby,
This is getting wierd. Not only is this pregnancy causing me to store fat in all sorts of fun places, ::shoulders, tops of knees, etc:: You are punching me in geographic areas I don’t even let your daddy near, all while finding great joy in drop kicking my bladder. Please stop or I will consult the jalepenos.

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