@ 6:35
Me: “Brayden, you can have the truck at 6:40. Weeman plays with it for 5 minutes, then it is your turn.”
He literally stared at the time on the clock for 4 and 1/2 minutes.
Category: little Stink
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Little Stink
He is a funny one. No one tells you how funny the fruit of your loins are. (well-Big Stinks literally-but whatever.)
2 things that made me har, har, har out loud today.
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B: “Mom, I want to be back in your tummy and be a baby”
Me: “oh Bubba, that was the most beautiful time in my -“
B: Mommmay! UHM. Can I have a vimamin? (vitamin)2)
B: “Daddy, I am going to put my stink on you.” {yack}Now, as I type, he is trying to reinvent the velcro stap contraption on his shoe. Should I tell him velcro is a one trick pony?
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And we have a winner.
For best Christmas gift. It was not the 400 piece Thomas the train bonanza, the sweet eco friendly lunch sticker pale or full functioning trash trucks complete with noise. It came from thoughtful Nanny and Papa. His name is Skanky, (I had nothing to do this, B is original like that), and he is a wannabe cobra about 5 feet in length. By wannabe, I mean he is a fake snake, in case you didn’t catch that. I don’t know if I am more concerned with the potential name dropping that could take place at preschool, or that he wants to wear it Britney spears style at all times. How to explain to a 3 year old wearing a snake reminds mommy of a bald Britney holding a bat. {enter suggestion here}.
