Ain't No Supermom

Author: Michelle White

  • Pinterest Round 3

    Pinterest Round 3

    <<<<Winner Winner>>>>
     The website’s fancy pic.
    My version. 

    So I promised you peeps I wouldn’t do the whole recipe thing, because I think we can all agree I am no Rachel Ray. BUT, I will continue to share recipes for idiots, thanks to pinterest. This one is a keeper. I have no idea how this is good for you, but it’s tasty and husband begged me to make it again. Here is the link:
    Orange not fried chicken
    Thank me later.

  • Fun Friday Post

    Cuz I need some more flashback friday pics.
    I jacked this video from a friend-thanks Chris! This made me belly laugh-I hope it makes you do the same. Click on the link to watch:
    Dad Life

  • Weeman’s 3rd Birthday parties (late-oops)

    Weeman’s 3rd Birthday parties (late-oops)

    Well, I was waiting to post about this until I got the thank you notes out for the party, and you guessed it, I have not done that YET. I am a loser. So here they are. The farthest thing from a pinterest’d out B-day bash, this is a good old 80’s style party-like you and I used to have back in the day. Complete with a costco cake and the best friends a family could ask for. SERIOUSLY, the BEST!  
              oops, didn’t get the angels uniform memo.

    Manly bonding.

    One of our favorite families: the Schoenings!

    Cool dad award goes to…Eugene!
    buds fo’ life.
    Sweet Nanny!
    Some of my favorite girls!

    The aftermath
    Round 2!

    For the record, we are letting B dress himself 10% of the time and this is why.

    Mamabird made this card. Crazy, right? 
    Forget the ice cream, give me sprinkles.
    Happy Birthday to the sweetest little boy. Your mommy and daddy love you!

  • Rob Biagi Concert

    Rob Biagi Concert

    Sunday, my dear friend decided to throw the party of the year for her friends KIDS, (and parents). How awesome is she and her hubs? Love you Emily and Aaron! It was a dream come true for the invitees-for reals. Rob Biagi was the guest of honor and if you don’t know him-you should. HE IS AWESOME! His music is Christ centered, clean, and I like it. Which means a boatload b/c I am the pickiest music person ever. I wish I would have taken picks of all the decor and details she totally did all crazy. Every kid got SO much fun stuff. Again-I wish I would have taken pics. Here are some she took, and some big Stink took. 
    Sweet pic of Emily, not so much of me. Way to squint michelle.
     My Weeman and Big Stink. Love.
     Halle giving a shout out. 
     One of the few all inclusive family pics. Par for the course. Halle’s eating Chad’s pits, B snagged a 3rd lollipop, and Weston is pouting. At least you can’t see my shorts that won’t button. 
     All the kiddos-SUCH A FUN DAY. What you don’t know-Weston was petting Lorenzo, the kid trying to escape. (Weeman is left frame). It was embarrassing cute.

    The end.                            
  • A pinterest story-part 2

    A pinterest story-part 2

    I resolve to not be a flake and come through with trying new pinterest stuff. Preferrably the stuff that says it slims you down or doesn’t make you a pack mule.
    This you will recognize b/c everyone and their uncle frank has pinned it on pinterest. Skinny chunky monkey cookies. 47 calories each.

    They only slightly resemble horse manure.

    The reality: they are only 10 calories each. When you put them in your mouth you immediately spit them out all classy like due to the fact they taste like a rotten sponge. The 10 calories come from residual cookie you couldn’t spit out fast enough. I give them -2 stars.

    Next: Kale chips. 3 steps, 3 ingredients. Easy peasy, right? Pinterest’s picture:

    Michelle’s pic:

    Apparantly by 10 minutes, they meant 6. Or I have a superstar oven I didn’t know about. I wonder why my little people wouldn’t go for it?